Top 5 Weirdest Things People Have Tried to Trade For Sex
By jackie on 18 January 2012 | No Comments
So you’ve heard of this “internet” thing right? There are a lot of people doing a lot of weird stuff on here and this week we found some real winners who use dating sites or classifieds to try and score sex. Instead of just paying for a hooker or gigolo like regular people, these folks simply try to barter whatever they happen to have lying around. Here is the Top 5 Craziest Things People Have Tried To Trade Sex For (sadly, these are all completely real)!
1. A man in Texas tried to entice women to his lair by offering World of Warcraft coins. So basically, you’re a video game nerd and the only currency you know of is WoW coins. I’m sure he thought he was offering the equivalent of a crate full of diamonds, but I suspect he didn’t have much luck.
2. There’s a lady in Montana who is out there right now practically giving away tickets to see a giant panda and all she asks is that you look past her 500 pound frame and call her “Kung Fu Panda” while she makes love to you. We’d like to know what the giant panda gets out of all this.
3. If you have ever thought to yourself, “Hey, I think I’d like to get herpes today,” then do we have a woman for you! She lives in Washington D.C. and she is ready to share. She will have sex with you and in return, you run the risk of getting herpes! Frankly, this is a win-win situation for everybody and I don’t know how anybody could turn this opportunity down.
4. A guy in New Jersey – let’s call him “Mr. X” – will offer you tax advice in exchange for sex! He did include a disclaimer clearly stating that he will not in fact DO your taxes. He just offers advice. We’re not sure if he’s actually a tax specialist or accountant of any kind but there is nothing hotter than discussing Annualized Income Installment Methods and Deductibles while having sex.
5. Sex tends to work best on a full stomach and after a good round of love-making you are probably ready for a yummy snack. Thanks to a man in California, you can now experience the best of both worlds. After you have sex with him, he will cook you a bathtub full of Ramen noodles. We think this has the makings of a perfect afternoon but what we really want to know is what flavor of Ramen noodles?
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