Friday Night Date: Worst Pick-Up Lines!
By jackie on 16 July 2010 | 1 Comment
OK guys and girls, it’s that time again. Friday has rolled around, the summer heat is making you sweat, and you want to hit the town for cool drinks and 
good times! It’s been a long week of work or school and all you want to do is find a smoking hot guy or girl to take home! We’ve compiled a list of some of some of the worst pick-up lines we’ve ever heard and also provide you with some snappy comebacks! Though if the person trying to pick you up is a hottie, you could just let them get away with it. Happy Friday everyone!
Them: “Hi, my name is ‘Milk’. I’ll do your body good.
You: “Oh I’m sorry, I’m lactose intolerant.”
Them: “Are you free tonight or will it cost me?”
You: “I would LOVE to screw your brains out for free, but looks like someone already beat me to it!”
Them: “Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package!”
You: “I’m sorry I’ve just never seen one that small!”
Them: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
You: “Unfertilized”
Them: “I was so enchanted by your beauty that I just ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes”
You: “I’m sorry but that’s what happens when you take off the helmet they told you to wear. And I would think the special bus you rode in here on would cover those types of costs.”
Them: “You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?”
You: “Sure, but since having an extra bone in my body will throw off the balance, I’ll have to break it”
Them: “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
You: “If YOU were a booger, I’d flick you under a bus.”
Them: Do you have a license? You’re driving me crazy.
You: “Actually, I have a Psychology license, but you are too far gone. Sorry!”
What is the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard? Do you ever use pick-up lines and if so, do they ever work?
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