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Friday Night Date: Top 5 Things Guys Should NOT Say on a First Date!

By jackie on 20 August 2010  |  3 Comments

Is it Friday already?  Time sure flies when you’re having fun (or when you’re stuck in a cubicle all week just praying for Friday afternoon to make an appearance)!

This week, we want to give the guy’s some advice on what NOT to say to your beautiful date when trying to make a good first impression.  First dates can be rough, and sometimes you may divulge a bit too much information to your date when you’re nervous and trying to impress her.  Or maybe you just suffer from verbal diarrhea and can’t control the words that come out of your mouth.

If you’re taking a lady out this weekend, we suggest you steer clear of saying the following:

1.  “This is a great restaurant!  You should try the oysters.  My ex-girlfriend used to love this place and I can promise you oysters are a great aphrodisiac.”

2.  “I have come so far in the last few years when it comes to my standards for who I date.  If this were five years ago, I wouldn’t have looked at you twice, let alone gone on a date with you!”

3. “You couldn’t tell just by looking at me that I had a serious case of gonorrhea a couple years ago, could you?  They said it was cured, but you just never know these days.”

4.  “You look fatter than your picture on Facebook.  Did you put on weight recently?”

5.  “I really don’t like to use condoms.  They are uncomfortable and my penis never fits in them anyway.  Besides, what’s the worst that could happen if I don’t wear one?”

Check back next week for the Top 5 things girls should NOT say on a first date!

What is the worst thing a guy has said to you on a first date?  If you take out a girl, do you find yourself saying things you shouldn’t?

3 Comments

1. By Jenn on 21 August 2010

   On a first date a guy should not tell you about why he can’t meet you at a certain bar. Telling you how he got banned from the bar for being to drunk, loud mouthed, and spilling his beer everywhere. Only to finish it off with how he urinated in the alley way next to it, now that is the icing on the cake.

2. By Polygany on 23 August 2010

   I’ll tell you a couple more! LOL

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