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Friday Night Date: Losers to Look Out For! (Part 1: The Guys)

By jackie on 23 July 2010  |  1 Comment

One of the best ways to meet guys when you’re a single girl is to just get out there and be your friendly, awesome and confident self! Whether you like to hit the bars and clubs or you prefer to sit in coffee shops and brood sexily, single guys are out there everywhere! Unfortunately, if you’re anything like me, no matter where you go, the loser guys are on the prowl. This week we are going to introduce you to the Top 3 Guys You Must Avoid!

1. The Greasy Skeeze Ball

You know this guy. He and his friends show up to the bars and slink through the crowd looking like greased up horny monkeys looking to hump anything  with breasts. Think, Jersey Shore. Sure, they may be hot, tanned, and ripped but can you imagine how much money they spend on hair gel and tanning spray? Do you really want to fight with your guy over who gets to spend more time in front of the mirror? First off, these guys generally live in a dream world where they think they are better than everyone else so right there you’ve got a huge red flag. These guys tend to make harsh judgments on people who aren’t like them and if you don’t fit into their ideal of the perfect woman, you may end up getting burned. They may be confident and sexy, but I promise you that the long term affects of dating this type of guy will leave you with a bad taste!

2. The Mama’s Boy

Here’s a guy that seems absolutely perfect in every single way. He’s charming, romantic, thoughtful, always remembers to  send you flowers on special occasions and listens (I mean, actually listens and doesn’t just pretend to like other guys) to any and every thought or feeling that you have. You find out he loves his mother more than anything and you officially believe he’s perfect. Then after some time, you realize he’s not looking for a girlfriend so much as he’s looking for a new mommy to take care of him. Guys like this end up being whiny, co-dependent and lazy because they’re so used to having their mothers take care of them, they have no idea how to do it on their own. Unless you want to be some guy’s mother, I suggest you steer clear of the mama’s boy!

3. The Intellectual

The intellectual or “brainy” guy is the new hunk. Nerds are suddenly becoming cool and the geeky glasses and suspenders look is now the hottest fashion trend. Just like the Greasy Skeeze Ball, intellectual guys tend to have massive egos that cannot be tamed. They think they know more than everyone else and are not afraid to call people out on their stupidity. These guys are generally really full of themselves and think no girl will ever be smart enough for them so be careful when trying to impress this type of guy with your staggering wit and intelligence. While we would all prefer a smart guy over a dumb one, just don’t get your feelings hurt if he mocks your intellect!  Sometimes these guys are just hiding behind their supposed intelligence as a defense mechanism and frankly, you deserve better!

Next week’s Friday Night Date: The Top 3 Girls You Must Avoid!

What is the worst type of guy you’ve dated? Have you dated a Greasy Skeeze Ball, Mama’s Boy or an Intellectual and had a bad experience? Which type of guy do you avoid at all costs?

1 Comment so far

1. By imperial1 on 26 July 2010

   Funny.I’m always the guy that is very polite,try to not say anything to offend anyone and my only pickup line is Hello.The crude,loudmouthed guys who don’t care what they say always get the girls!Whats up?