If like us, you hate waiting, here is a look at some of the ads being shown on Sunday:

Volkswagon – The Bark Side

Honda – Matthew’s Day Off

H&M David Beckham

Coca-Cola – Catch

Audi – Vampire Party

Cars.com Confidence Head

Geordie Shore is the UK version of Jersey Shore. It’s the same outrageous antics of Jersey Shore with a Geordie accent (a Geordie is someone form Newcastle).

To promote the second season of the show, the cast filmed a fake perfume ad. Well that fake ad is becoming a sad reality, as L’eau De Geordie will be launched, for reals! While I’d imagine a Geordie Shore fragrance to smell like fake tan and desperation, the chosen scent is even worse. Yes, L’eau De Geordie has the aroma of a donor kebab. The smell of the “food” only eaten in the early hours of the morning, after a night of binge drinking, can now be yours.

Check out the ad that started this madness:

Our weekend movie pick for you is, Tim And Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. It was released today in On Demand places (try itunes) and is sure to be the strangest experience you will of had in a while. Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are joined by some big comedy stars including, John C Reilly, Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis and Chef Goldblum!

This is the kinda film you are either gonna love, or really hate and want to kill. Choose to love it though and you’re sure to laugh until you stain your pants, or vomit, or both, it’s all part of the experience!

We are now getting settled into this new year, yesterday we even stopped accidentally writing the date as 2011. Our New Year’s resolutions however have not been a great success. Here are some of the resolutions the HOT or NOT team made at the start of the year and how well, or not, they are doing.

Go to the gym more often – Well so far I’ve been more than last year, but last year I hadn’t gone at all, so not so good.

Stop eating junk food – I had a burger and fries for lunch, FAIL.

Drink more water – There is water in cola right? FAIL.

Learn a new language – I know how to order beer in French, it’s a start!

Get laid more often (yes this was an actual resolution) – The look of sadness I just witnessed says, FAIL

Well that’s us, but how about you? Are you keeping up with your resolutions?

These lovely model people are wearing onesies. Actually they are wearing designer onesies from Norwegian brand Onepiece. A onesie is sort of like a pajama jump suit, or like the kind of things babies wear. Apparently they are quite fashionable now and we do think they look kinda sexy (of course models look good in anything, the average person, maybe not).

What do you think? are they HOT or NOT? would you wear one? would you wear it in public?

Check out onepiece.com to see the full selection.

Once again, shiny, gold, naked men will be awarded to a privileged few. Yes, it is The 84th Annual Academy Awards, also know as The Oscars. The nominations were announced today, so here is the full list of those in the running for their very own naked, gold man.

Bridesmaids has a couple of nominations, that makes us smile.

Spoiler Alert: The Artist will probably win everything.

Who do you think will win?

Best Picture
War Horse
The Artist
Moneyball
The Descendants
The Tree of Life
Midnight in Paris
The Help
Hugo
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Director
Michel Hazanavicius (The Artist)
Alexander Payne (The Descendants)
Martin Scorsese (Hugo)
Woody Allen (Midnight in Paris)
Terrence Malick (The Tree of Life)

Best Actor
Demián Bichir (A Better Life)
George Clooney (The Descendants)
Jean Dujardin (The Artist)
Gary Oldman (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy)
Brad Pitt (Moneyball)

Best Actress
Glenn Close (Albert Nobbs)
Viola Davis (The Help)
Rooney Mara (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)
Meryl Streep (The Iron Lady)
Michelle Williams (My Week with Marilyn)

Best Supporting Actor
Kenneth Branagh (My Week with Marilyn)
Jonah Hill (Moneyball)
Nick Nolte (Warrior)
Christopher Plummer (Beginners)
Max Von Sydow (Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close)

Best Supporting Actress
Berenice Bejo (The Artist)
Jessica Chastain (The Help)
Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids)
Janet McTeer (Albert Nobbs)
Octavia Spencer (The Help)

Adapted Screenplay
The Descendants (Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash)
Hugo (John Logan)
The Ides of March (George Clooney, Grant Heslov, Beau Willimon)
Moneyball (Steven Zallian, Aaron Sorkin, Stan Chervin)
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (Bridget O’Conner, Peter Straughan)

Original Screenplay
The Artist (Michel Hazanavicius)
Bridesmaids (Annie Mumolo, Kristin Wiig)
Margin Call (J.C. Chandor)
Midnight in Paris (Woody Allen)
A Separation (Asghar Farhadi)

Animated Feature
A Cat in Paris
Chico & Rita
Kung Fu Panda 2
Puss in Boots
Rango

Best Foreign Language Film
Bullhead
Footnote
In Darkness
Monsieur Lazhar
A Separation

Art Direction
The Artist
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Hugo
Midnight in Paris
War Horse

Cinematography
The Artist
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
The Tree of Life
War Horse

Costume Design
Anonymous
The Artist
Hugo
Jane Eyre
W.E.

Documentary Feature
Hell And Back Again
If A Tree Falls Short: A Story Of The Earth Liberation Front
Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory
Pina
Undefeated

Documentary Short
The Barber Of Birmingham: Foot Soldier Of The Civil Rights Movement
God Is The Bigger Elvis
Incident In New Baghdad
Saving Face
The Tsunami And The Cherry Blossom

Editing
The Artist
The Descendants
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
Moneyball

Makeup
Albert Nobbs
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
The Iron Lady

Original Score
The Adventures Of Tintin
The Artist
Hugo
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
War Horse

Original Song
‘Man or Muppet’ from The Muppets Music and Lyric by Bret McKenzie
‘Real in Rio’ from Rio Music by Sergio Mendes and Carlinhos Brown Lyric by Siedah Garrett

Sound Editing
Drive
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
War Horse

Sound Mixing
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
Moneyball
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
War Horse

Visual Effects
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2
Hugo
Real Steel
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

Animated Short
Dimanche/Sunday
The Fantastic Flying Books Of Mr Morris Lessmore
La Luna
A Morning Stroll
Wild Life

Live Action Short
Pentecost
Raju
The Shore
Time Freak
Tuba Atlantic

It is possible to find love on HOT or NOT! Kristina did and she sent us the following email:

Back in 2006, I met Rob on Hot or Not and we chatted for a while before we met in person. Our relationship blossomed into a great friendship, which turned into a great relationship, official March 2007. We tempered an Iraq war deployment for a whole year in 2008-2009. We moved in together in 2009 after his release from the US Army, and are now engaged to be married July 27, 2012 in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic. If it hadn’t been for Hot or Not, we would not even know about the other’s existence. Thank you, Hot or Not!

Aww, that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Congratulations to you both.

First up is Underworld Awakening. It’s the fourth film in the lame franchise and of course it will be terrible. Something about vampires and werewolves fighting each other, blah, blah, blah. So why the excitement? Kate Beckinsale is back in her shiny, skin tight suit, shooting and kicking things. In real life of course she couldn’t win a fight against a blind, deaf kitten, but at least she looks hot!

Here she is looking hot:

And here is the trailer

We are also excited about Haywire. Something about a spy, a conspiracy, or some such nonsense. Anyway what you really need to know is, it stars another hot lady person punching and kicking people in a sexy way. Unlike Kate, this movie’s star could actually kick your butt in real life! Gina Carano is not only smoking hot, she is also an MMA fighter (it’s a sport apparently!). She was also an American Gladiator, but we can forgive that.

Here she is in MMA mode:

And here in moving form:

So that’s the weekend sorted, you’re welcome.

1.  A man in Texas tried to entice women to his lair by offering World of Warcraft coins.  So basically, you’re a video game nerd and the only currency you know of is WoW coins.  I’m sure he thought he was offering the equivalent of a crate full of diamonds, but I suspect he didn’t have much luck.

2.  There’s a lady in Montana who is out there right now practically giving away tickets to see a giant panda and all she asks is that you look past her 500 pound frame and call her “Kung Fu Panda” while she makes love to you.  We’d like to know what the giant panda gets out of all this.

3.  If you have ever thought to yourself, “Hey, I think I’d like to get herpes today,” then do we have a woman for you!  She lives in Washington D.C. and she is ready to share.  She will have sex with you and in return, you run the risk of getting herpes!  Frankly, this is a win-win situation for everybody and I don’t know how anybody could turn this opportunity down.

4.  A guy in New Jersey – let’s call him “Mr. X” – will offer you tax advice in exchange for sex!  He did include a disclaimer clearly stating that he will not in fact DO your taxes.  He just offers advice.  We’re not sure if he’s actually a tax specialist or accountant of any kind but there is nothing hotter than discussing Annualized Income Installment Methods and Deductibles while having sex.

5.  Sex tends to work best on a full stomach and after a good round of love-making you are probably ready for a yummy snack.  Thanks to a man in California, you can now experience the best of both worlds.  After you have sex with him, he will cook you a bathtub full of Ramen noodles.  We think this has the makings of a perfect afternoon but what we really want to know is what flavor of Ramen noodles?