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Chivalry – Can Girls give Guys gifts, too?

By admin on 30 January 2009  |  No Comments

GUYS:
I don’t know what it is about sending girls gifts online, but for some odd reason, it’s just NOT the same as buying a random girl on the street flowers. I promise you: you know that cutie in the business suit, with the sexy legs that you see on your way to work, whom you fantasize about, but you never spoke a word to? If you bought her flowers, and introduced yourself, saying “I have been watching you for days now, you are so beautiful”, you’d be lucky if she didn’t call you a creep and file a restraining order on you.

On the other hand, there is some sort of crazy loophole in the laws of dating that makes virtual gifts the EXACT opposite. Giving a cute stranger a pair of “Virtual Handcuffs”, a “Dinner for Two”, or a “Valentines Day Cheesecake” (yum!) is a PERFECT ice breaker. For the “Valentines Day Cheesecake” gift; you can start teasing her about how thin she is, and how you had to send her a virtual cheesecake, as opposed to a real one… (you’re looking out for her). For the “Date for Two” gift; you can later mention that you already paid for the 1st date, therefore the next one’s on her (evil smirk). And with the “Handcuffs”; you can assure her that the handcuffs are for keeping her at a distance from you (you’re just so irresistible). THERE ARE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES FOR FUN! Flirt away guys, and remember to be yourself, don’t put up a front, and have fun. I recommend you take advantage of the Valentines Day gifts while they’re available, and give a super romantic Apres Amour to the special hottie you’ve had your eye on… I know I will.

GIRLS:
Um, yeah… I have a bone to pick with you. Guys giving virtual gifts to a chick is hot – and a great way to break the ice, yes. But what about a girl giving virtual gifts to a hot guy she’s interested in? I know what you girls are thinking: “I don’t want him to think I’m too aggressive!” or “It’s a man’s job to pursue the woman.” Listen: it’s 2009 – people are supposed to be flying around in Jetson cars. If you’re matched with a good guy, he can tell the crazies from the far-and-few between amazing women, who will both show him affection, convey her appreciation, amaze him with her originality & authenticity, and yes, not get over-obsessed. Therefore, I can confidently say, on behalf of all good men, that a virtual pair of Valentines Day Boxers would be COMPLETELY flattering. We might even brag to the guys. We won’t TELL you that, but we might (shhh! Let us be guys, we need our ego – sometimes you have to stroke it). I recently received a virtual gift, and trust me, it feels nice! Even if it’s from someone you don’t know. So come on, girls – check out the new Valentines Day Virtual Gifts in our Virtual Store!

SEND YOUR VIRTUAL GIFTS TO THAT SPECIAL HOTTIE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON…

http://www.hotornot.com/shop/

-Nate, HOT or NOT

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