Geordie Shore is the UK version of Jersey Shore. It’s the same outrageous antics of Jersey Shore with a Geordie accent (a Geordie is someone form Newcastle).
To promote the second season of the show, the cast filmed a fake perfume ad. Well that fake ad is becoming a sad reality, as L’eau De Geordie will be launched, for reals! While I’d imagine a Geordie Shore fragrance to smell like fake tan and desperation, the chosen scent is even worse. Yes, L’eau De Geordie has the aroma of a donor kebab. The smell of the “food” only eaten in the early hours of the morning, after a night of binge drinking, can now be yours.
Our weekend movie pick for you is, Tim And Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. It was released today in On Demand places (try itunes) and is sure to be the strangest experience you will of had in a while. Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are joined by some big comedy stars including, John C Reilly, Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis and Chef Goldblum!
This is the kinda film you are either gonna love, or really hate and want to kill. Choose to love it though and you’re sure to laugh until you stain your pants, or vomit, or both, it’s all part of the experience!
Once again, shiny, gold, naked men will be awarded to a privileged few. Yes, it is The 84th Annual Academy Awards, also know as The Oscars. The nominations were announced today, so here is the full list of those in the running for their very own naked, gold man.
Bridesmaids has a couple of nominations, that makes us smile.
Spoiler Alert: The Artist will probably win everything.
Who do you think will win?
Best Picture
War Horse
The Artist
Moneyball
The Descendants
The Tree of Life
Midnight in Paris
The Help
Hugo
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Director
Michel Hazanavicius (The Artist)
Alexander Payne (The Descendants)
Martin Scorsese (Hugo)
Woody Allen (Midnight in Paris)
Terrence Malick (The Tree of Life)
Best Actor
Demián Bichir (A Better Life)
George Clooney (The Descendants)
Jean Dujardin (The Artist)
Gary Oldman (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy)
Brad Pitt (Moneyball)
Best Actress
Glenn Close (Albert Nobbs)
Viola Davis (The Help)
Rooney Mara (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)
Meryl Streep (The Iron Lady)
Michelle Williams (My Week with Marilyn)
Best Supporting Actor
Kenneth Branagh (My Week with Marilyn)
Jonah Hill (Moneyball)
Nick Nolte (Warrior)
Christopher Plummer (Beginners)
Max Von Sydow (Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close)
Best Supporting Actress
Berenice Bejo (The Artist)
Jessica Chastain (The Help)
Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids)
Janet McTeer (Albert Nobbs)
Octavia Spencer (The Help)
Adapted Screenplay
The Descendants (Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash)
Hugo (John Logan)
The Ides of March (George Clooney, Grant Heslov, Beau Willimon)
Moneyball (Steven Zallian, Aaron Sorkin, Stan Chervin)
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (Bridget O’Conner, Peter Straughan)
Original Screenplay
The Artist (Michel Hazanavicius)
Bridesmaids (Annie Mumolo, Kristin Wiig)
Margin Call (J.C. Chandor)
Midnight in Paris (Woody Allen)
A Separation (Asghar Farhadi)
Animated Feature
A Cat in Paris
Chico & Rita
Kung Fu Panda 2
Puss in Boots
Rango
Best Foreign Language Film
Bullhead
Footnote
In Darkness
Monsieur Lazhar
A Separation
Art Direction
The Artist
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Hugo
Midnight in Paris
War Horse
Cinematography
The Artist
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
The Tree of Life
War Horse
Costume Design
Anonymous
The Artist
Hugo
Jane Eyre
W.E.
Documentary Feature
Hell And Back Again
If A Tree Falls Short: A Story Of The Earth Liberation Front
Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory
Pina
Undefeated
Documentary Short
The Barber Of Birmingham: Foot Soldier Of The Civil Rights Movement
God Is The Bigger Elvis
Incident In New Baghdad
Saving Face
The Tsunami And The Cherry Blossom
Editing
The Artist
The Descendants
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
Moneyball
Makeup
Albert Nobbs
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
The Iron Lady
Original Score
The Adventures Of Tintin
The Artist
Hugo
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
War Horse
Original Song
‘Man or Muppet’ from The Muppets Music and Lyric by Bret McKenzie
‘Real in Rio’ from Rio Music by Sergio Mendes and Carlinhos Brown Lyric by Siedah Garrett
Sound Editing
Drive
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
War Horse
Sound Mixing
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
Moneyball
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
War Horse
Visual Effects
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2
Hugo
Real Steel
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
Animated Short
Dimanche/Sunday
The Fantastic Flying Books Of Mr Morris Lessmore
La Luna
A Morning Stroll
Wild Life
Live Action Short
Pentecost
Raju
The Shore
Time Freak
Tuba Atlantic
We like films, we like hot ladies, we like butt kicking, we like hot ladies, kicking butt in films. So we are stupidly excited that our likes will be satisfied, by two big new movies this week.
First up is Underworld Awakening. It’s the fourth film in the lame franchise and of course it will be terrible. Something about vampires and werewolves fighting each other, blah, blah, blah. So why the excitement? Kate Beckinsale is back in her shiny, skin tight suit, shooting and kicking things. In real life of course she couldn’t win a fight against a blind, deaf kitten, but at least she looks hot!
Here she is looking hot:
And here is the trailer
We are also excited about Haywire. Something about a spy, a conspiracy, or some such nonsense. Anyway what you really need to know is, it stars another hot lady person punching and kicking people in a sexy way. Unlike Kate, this movie’s star could actually kick your butt in real life! Gina Carano is not only smoking hot, she is also an MMA fighter (it’s a sport apparently!). She was also an American Gladiator, but we can forgive that.
Disney have decided to drag out that old classic, Beauty And The Beast, to cash in on the 3D craze (Is it still a craze? It just makes our eyes hurt). It’s the classic story of a hottie that meets a nottie and despite their differences, they fall in love. Not surprisingly the beast turns into a generically handsome prince, we actually preferred him in beast mode, much more sexy, but maybe that’s just us! Anyway the film is a blast, our favorite character by far is the Angela Lansbury singing teapot!
Beauty And The Beast 3D is out today, so borrow a kid and go see it.
Katy Perry may be going through a break up with greasy Russell Brand (It’s probably for the best Katy), but she has something new to smile about after winning 5 People’s Choice awards last night. So wipe your glittery tears Katy and put on your best blue wig, the people still love you.
We wouldn’t take these awards that seriously though, Adam Sandler won Favorite Comedy Actor!
Here is the full list of winners:
Favorite Movie
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2″
Favorite Movie Actor
Johnny Depp
Favorite Movie Actress
Emma Stone
Favorite Movie Icon
Morgan Freeman
Favorite Action Movie
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2″
Favorite Action Movie Star
Hugh Jackman
Favorite Drama Movie
“Water for Elephants”
Favorite Comedy Movie
“Bridesmaids”
Favorite Comedic Movie Actor
Adam Sandler
Favorite Comedic Movie Actress
Emma Stone
Favorite Movie Star Under 25
Chloë Moretz
Favorite Ensemble Movie Cast
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2″
Favorite Animated Movie Voice
Johnny Depp as Rango, “Rango”
Favorite Movie Superhero
Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern
Favorite Book Adaptation
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2″
Favorite Network TV Drama
“Supernatural”
Favorite TV Drama Actor
Nathan Fillion
Favorite TV Drama Actress
Nina Dobrev
Favorite Cable TV Drama
“Pretty Little Liars”
Favorite Network TV Comedy
“How I Met Your Mother”
Favorite TV Comedy Actor
Neil Patrick Harris
Favorite TV Comedy Actress
Lea Michele
Favorite Cable TV Comedy
“Hot in Cleveland”
Favorite TV Competition Show
“American Idol”
Favorite TV Crime Drama
“Castle”
Favorite Sci/Fi/Fantasy Show
“Supernatural”
Favorite Daytime TV Host
Ellen DeGeneres, “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”
Favorite Late Night TV Host
Jimmy Fallon, “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”
Favorite TV Guest Star
Katy Perry, “How I Met Your Mother”
Favorite Celebreality Star
Kim Kardashian
Favorite New TV Drama
“Person of Interest”
Favorite New TV Comedy
“2 Broke Girls”
Favorite Male Artist
Bruno Mars
Favorite Female Artist
Katy Perry
Favorite Song of the Year
“E.T,” Katy Perry featuring Kanye West
Favorite Album of the Year
Born This Way, Lady Gaga
Favorite Pop Artist
Demi Lovato
Favorite Hip-Hop Artist
Eminem
Favorite R&B Artist
Rihanna
Favorite Band
Maroon 5
Favorite Country Artist
Taylor Swift
Favorite Music Video
“Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.),” Katy Perry
Celebrities are a funny bunch. They complain about being in the spotlight but then sell their stories to the gossip magazines. The one thing they all seem to have in common is their lack of sustaining a relationship for more than a few hours. Sure, they may not be “experts” in dating, but they do say some pretty funny things about it!
“I prefer ordinary girls – you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn’t mean we are dating.” – Leonardo DiCaprio
“Being married means I can [break wind] and eat ice cream in bed.” – Brad Pitt
“I don’t understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I’m interested in someone, and I don’t want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I’m not interested in that person.” – Britney Spears
“I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who I’m dating or what drugs I’m on or what club I went to.” - Shia LaBeouf
“I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word ‘YOU’ and I just put the letter ‘U’.” – Kelly Osbourne
“I’m not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.” – Vanessa Hudgens (who got into some trouble after naked pictures of her were released all over the internet)
“My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don’t want to put myself in the position where I’m in a monogamous relationship right now. I’m not dating just one person. ‘Sex and the City’ changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.” – Lindsay Lohan
“My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.” – Jenny McCarthy
“Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It’s just that constant strangeness. I think it’s a very real thing.” - Jason Schwartzman
“I think more dating stuff is scheduling – it’s needing people who understand your work schedule.” – Jennifer Love Hewitt
Spring is only 10 days away and you know what that means – out with the old and in with the new! It’s time to start dropping that winter weight and perhaps dump that guy or girl you’ve been dating the last few months just so that you weren’t alone on those cold and lonely nights. You aren’t the only one looking to start fresh right now. Celebrity breakups are on the rise and frankly, we kind of enjoy watching it. Remember, no matter how bad your love life is, just be glad it doesn’t turn into front page news like our Top 5 Celebrity Breakup Couples of 2011!
1. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
Any couple who name their kid after a Jungle Book character probably should just go their separate ways. Bronx Mowgli’s parents announced their split last month after less than three years of marriage. Sources say Ashlee partied too hard for the indie rock king, Pete. She’s already been seen hanging out with her ex-boyfriend and her ex-husband’s best friend. The girl is a class act all the way.
2. Denise Richards and Nikki Sixx
While Charlie Sheen is out there winning at life, his ex-wife Denise has tragically ended her relationship with Motley Crue drummer Nikki Sixx after only a few weeks of dating. When I first heard these two got together I thought it was going to last forever. I hope that these crazy kids wake up and realize this is probably the best either of them can do and just go with it.
3. Macauley Culkin and Mila Kunis
Most people had a hard time believing that the Home Alone kid and the hot chick from That 70s Show were actually dating but they were! For almost 10 years! Men across the world are rejoicing after these two announced their split however word on the street is, most of you have no chance with the gorgeous Black Swan actress. Sorry boys.
4. Jude Law and Sienna Miller
When I heard that these two had gotten back together last year after countless hookups and breakups, I thought maybe this time they could make it work. I can never keep track of when they’re dating and when they’re not so these two really need to just make up their minds already. Twenty bucks says they’re back together by summer.
5. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
This one is hot off the press! In a joint statement to the press today, the guy who brought sexy back and the gorgeous actress from 7th Heaven confirmed that they have split for good. I read a lot of tabloids so this one doesn’t surprise me and I suspect cheating is the cause. If I were Justin Timberlake, I would have a hard time committing myself to only one woman as well. This split is for the best and I have no doubt these gorgeous people will rock the singles scene better than anyone.
Do you ever feel secretly happy when celebrity relationships end? If you could date any celebrity (single or taken!) who would it be?
It’s official! Awards season has hit Hollywood and the stars are aligned for some good times, bad jokes and narcissistic acceptance speeches. Ah, isn’t life grand? In honor of this Sunday’s Golden Globe ceremony, we want to reveal our Top 3 Choices For Best Picture!
1. Black Swan (Four nominations including Best Picture)
I can honestly admit I have watched this movie four times and I never grow tired of it. Natalie Portman plays Nina, a talented ballerina who is dying to get the starring role in a new adaptation of Swan Lake. She masters the role perfectly, balancing eeriness with beauty and fierce determination. This movie is not for the weak, as director Darren Aronofsky (Requiem For A Dream) balances delicate dance with blood, sweat, and scenes so shocking, you’ll have to turn away. Shout out goes to Mila Kunis for pulling off a sex scene that almost made me switch sides.
2. The Social Network (Six nominations including Best Picture)
When I first heard about this movie I said, “Why on earth would I want to watch a movie about a website I already look at five times a day?” I just did not have any interest in the concept of this movie especially considering I heard most of it was exaggerated or made up. However, I caved, and was pleased to see that I was right. This movie presents a dramatic and exciting account of one man’s neurotic journey to the top, courtesy of the woman who broke his heart. Some argue this movie is a study into the deep human psyche and our incessant need to be popular. I just found this film to be as pretentious as the characters in it. Despite my personal feelings towards it, I suspect this movie will take home the prize.
3. Inception (Four nominations including Best Picture)
The only thing that got me through this movie was to imagine Leonardo DiCaprio screaming “I’m on top of the world!” over and over in my head. I have only seen this film once and I hear that it makes far more sense the more you watch it, but that one time was enough for me. The movie is basically about a dream within a dream. Within a dream. Within someone else’s dream. But then it’s real life? No, it’s just another dream. Within a dream. Confused yet? The special effects and talented actors (Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ellen Page) were enough to keep me entertained and will likely bring home a slew of awards.
Who do you think will nab Best Picture? Which celebrities are you most excited to see? Will Angelina Jolie wear black yet again? Be sure to check out the awards this Sunday January 16, 2011 8pm EST!
Cate Blanchett is beautiful, is anyone really willing to argue? While we certainly enjoy her ceaseless talent, we simply cannot refuse her ability to wow us on the red carpet. At this year’s Cannes Film Festival Cate continues to impress and so we feel nothing could be more fitting than naming her the style icon of the week.
Ps. Can you even process how amazing that McQueen gown in the first photo is?
What do you think? Is Cate Blanchett as stylish as she is talented? Let us know!
